The News: Welcome Back (again) Edition

5 03 2009

Crack wouldn’t be good for the book so welcome back. 

we apologize for the inconsistency.

 

We’ll resume real posts in the near future. In the meantime, visit our best buds Soldier On Dear Friend at their myspace and tune in for record reviews of the black lips, wavves, the  dark was the night comp and james yorkston.

 

Enjoy these ridiculous videos..

 

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Pitchfork is Down!

29 01 2009

UPDATE: At 3:29 PM…

Pitchfork is back online!

After several weeks of intermittent service, it appears that Pitchfork has gone down. Upon entering the URL, I encountered a “Not Found! 6” message.. Maybe someone unplugged something, or perhaps it was simple overload of the server. Whatever the case, the music world can only hope and pray for a safe and fast recovery. Just so you know, 

What will the world do without Pitchfork? 

*Potential Reasons Why Pitchfork is Down*

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-Someone spotted Jeff Magnum

-Brooklyn/Chicago/Manhattan are on fire

-Carles took out Ryan Schrieber (sp?)

-My girls? More like “my hurls”… … …

-The staff are celebrating Sacha Distel’s 76th birthday/listening to the Here We Go Magic album in the dark and deciding on it’s rating.. I’m guessing that the number being floated around are 7.6 and  8.9.

 

Please note: Pitchfork TV is still up and running, you can check that out here.

 

So if you need to waste those ten minutes at the office, or in your basement, here is a list of other decent music sites to read today. Check it out after the jump. Enjoy!

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Brightest Young Things (not necessarily about music)

Stereogum 

An Aquarium Drunkard 

Wired’s Listening Post Blog

Gorilla vs. Bear

Dancing about Architecture 

The New York Rock Market

You Aint No Picasso

 

These should keep you busy for at least five minutes a piece.

 

If not…

The Mountain Goats-Going to Georgia 

The Hold Steady-Cheyenne Sunrise 

 

BMSR-Sun Lips





The News: Snow Edition

27 01 2009

-Wale is back in the studio! DC’s rapper (singular at this point) is apparently working with a star-studded cast of beatmakers including Best Kept Secret, Mark Ronson, Glitch Mob, Cool & Dre, Ryan Leslie, Green Lantern, Sean C and LV. Here’s the kicker, one of the other more notable names working on the album is Dave Sitek, you might know of him, he’s in TV on the Radio. While Sitek has produced albums for numerous artists, he’s never before manned the board for a rapper. Stay tuned for updates.

Website 

If anyone would like an intern for their PR company or Recording studio. Look no further. Check the About section for information.

Animal Collective- My Girls

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-SNOW! A personal photo from the “porch” of the studio.

Fabakis Playlist: Check it out HERE

or there.

http://www.imeem.com/people/vLJcKgE/playlist/Rrv9hDpt/fabakis_music_playlist


Listen to Soldier On Dear Friend at their Myspace 

 

p2790_john-elen-High School is bad enough as it is. From the NYT, an article about teenage sex and how the statistics are on the way down. Here 

-DiS goes through Andrew Bird’s latest album, Noble Beast, one track at a time. Here

-Obama’s speechwriter is dating a maxim girl? It’s true. Read more at BYT

-An essay by John Darnielle about his five favorite Mountain Goats characters (this should’ve been posted a long time ago) Here

-Speaking of John Darnielle, he will be embarking on a two-man tour with studio buddy John Vanderslice this spring. As always, it’s best put by the man himself:

“We are going to light out for the Territories in a van with two acoustic guitars, some notebooks, our soundman Brandon and a pouch full of charms against ill omen. We are going to get elemental. We are going to stomp our feet and hammer at the strings until we get what we want from them. We, a couple of guys named John, are going to tour, is what we’re going to do. We’re going to stand alone onstage and play our guitars and sing old songs & new, and then we’ll probably play together. We are going to sit side by side with our acoustic guitars like two out of the five guys on the Five Man Acoustical Jam album, only with fewer Tesla songs. Because the whole point of playing an acoustic guitar is not to unplug. It’s to get raw and draw blood.”

Dates:

March 
18 – Asheville, NC, the Grey Eagle
20 – Norfolk, VA, the Atticus Theatre
21 – Washington, DC, Sixth and I Synagogue
24 – Northampton, MA, Pearl Street
25 – Somerville, MA, the Sommerville Theatre
27 – New York, NY, the Society for Ethical Culture (part of the Wordless Music series)
29 – Gambier, OH, Kenyon College
30 – Oberlin, OH, Oberlin College
April
1 – Chicago, IL, Epiphany Episcopal (tickets here)
2 – Champaign, IL, Courtyard Café at University of Illinois
3 – Iowa City, IA, the Mill, Mission Creek Music Festival
4 – Richmond, IN, Earlham College
6 – Bloomington IN, Buskirk-Chumley Theater





The News: This Will Be Our Year Edition

27 01 2009

andrewbird090202_560-A man murders his ex-wife for changing her facebook status to single. Read More

-Star Trek’s creator, Gene Roddenberry, will spend eternity in Space with his wife… The two, both deceased, will have their cremated remains rocketed into orbit in the near future. Read More 


-The Black Lips are full of shit. Well not entirely..  Read More 

PopMatters lists their 25 favorite Motown singles. Here

-Andrew Bird talks influences with NY Mag

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Upcoming DC Area Events:

Jan 31st: Lykee LI @ Sixth and I

Feb 3rd: Andrew Bird/Lonely Dear @930 (sold out)

Feb 3rd: Antony & The Johnsons @ Sixth and I

Feb 3rd: Passion Pit @ The Cat

Feb 8th: Cat Power @930 (sold out)

 

Since WordPress doesn’t allow Imeem playlists to be embedded, check out our new playlist outside the box. 

Check it out HERE

http://www.imeem.com/people/vLJcKgE/playlist/Rrv9hDpt/fabakis_music_playlist/

Here’s the actual Playlist. 

1. The Zombies-This Will be Our Year

2. M83-Run into Flowers 

3. The Mountain Goats-Going to Georgia

4. Black Moth- When the Sun Grows On Your Tounge

5. Here We Go Magic-Fangela

6. Animal Collective-Bluish

7. Passion Pit-Sleepyhead

8. MGMT-Time to Pretend 

9. The Rolling Stones-Mercy Mercy

10. Charlie Rich-Who Will the Next Fool Be?

11. The Books-Smells Like Content

12. Horse Feathers- Curs in the Weeds

13. School of Seven Bells- Half Asleep

14. Neil Young-On The Way Home (live @ Sugar Mountain)

15. The Rolling Stones- Stupid Girl

16. Los Campesinos!- Drop it Doe Eyes

17. The Owls- Air

18. Bob Dylan-Tonight I’ll Be Staying Here With You





The News: Welcome Back Edition

7 01 2009

Hello to the new year. Here are some Fearless Predictions:

thosedancingdayssingle300-This is the year of: Overcoats, rye whiskey, Morrissey (every year feels like a Sunday…) and bi-sexuality.

-No longer will people enjoy Fleet Foxes, african-tribal style drumming on pop songs or Fleet Foxes.

-Vampire Weekend will end up releasing an album at the start of the summer to a 5.7 rating.

-Those Dancing Days will release an album that is both consistent and good.

-60s/70s revival groups will flood the market. You can do better than Catfish Haven. Please look harder..

-The Animal Collective song “Bluish” will be Pitchfork’s favorite song of this year. (Pending the quality of Morrissey’s album/A Spring Wilco Release)

An all out war in the Republican Party will lead to a three way split. Too bad…


we’ll think of more…

 

Billboard does a Q & A w/ Animal Collective. here

Vh1’s 100 Greatest Hard-Rock Songs..

100 Sammy Hagar – “I Can’t Drive 55”
99 Grand Funk Railroad – “We’re An American Bandv
98 Buckcherry – “Lit Up”
97 The Edgar Winter Group – “Frankenstein”
96 Kansas – “Carry On Wayward Son”
95 Creed – “Higher”
94 The Darkness – “I Believe In A Thing Called Love”
93 Autograph – “Turn Up The Radio”
92 Night Ranger – “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me”
91 Smashing Pumpkins – “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”
90 Jethro Tull – “Aqualung”
89 Andrew W.K. – “Party Hard”
88 Alice In Chains – “Would?”
87 Winger – “Seventeen”
86 Marilyn Manson – “The Beautiful People”
85 Velvet Revolver – “Slither”
84 W.A.S.P. – “I Wanna Be Somebody”
83 Evanescence – “Bring Me To Life”
82 Rainbow – “Since You Been Gone”
81 Black Sabbath – “Heaven And Hell”
80 Journey – “Any Way You Want It”
79 Billy Idol – “Rebel Yell”
78 Bad Company – “Feel Like Making Love”
77 Soundgarden – “Black Hole Sun”
76 Lita Ford – “Kiss Me Deadly”
75 The White Stripes – “Seven Nation Army”
74 The Cult – “Love Removal Machine”
73 Thin Lizzy – “Jailbreak”
72 Pat Benetar – “Heartbreaker”
71 Jane’s Addiction – “Mountain Song”
70 Foreigner – “Hot Blooded”
69 Living Colour – “Cult Of Personality”
68 White Zombie – “More Human Than Human”
67 ZZ Top – “Tush”
66 Europe – “The Final Countdown”
65 MC5 – “Kick Out the Jams”
64 Rollins Band – “Liar”
63 Survivor – “Eye Of The Tiger”
62 Dokken – “Breaking The Chains”
61 Ratt – “Round And Round”
60 Skid Row – “18 And Life”
59 Billy Squier – “The Stroke”
58 Stone Temple Pilots – “Interstate Love Song”
57 The Kinks – “You Really Got Me”
56 Warrant – “Cherry Pie”
55 Blue Oyster Cult – “Don’t Fear The Reaper”
54 Faith No More – “Epic”
53 Steppenwolf – “Born To Be Wild”
52 The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”
51 Megadeth – “Peace Sells”
50 Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Give It Away”
49 The Stooges – “Search And Destroy”
48 Korn – “Freak On A Leash”
47 Kid Rock – “Bawitdaba”
46 Anthrax – “Madhouse”
45 Foghat – “Slow Ride”
44 Cream – “Sunshine Of Your Love”
43 Dio – “Holy Diver”
42 The Clash – “Should I Stay Or Should I Go”
41 Quiet Riot – “Cum On Feel The Noize”
40 Poison – “Talk Dirty To Me”
39 Boston – “More Than A Feeling”
38 Queen – “Stone Cold Crazy”
37 The Who – “My Generation”
36 Van Halen – “Hot For Teacher”
33 Alice Cooper – “School’s Out”
34 Heart – “Barracuda”
33 Green Day – “Basket Case”
32 Ted Nugent – “Cat Scratch Fever”
31 AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”
30 Pearl Jam – “Even Flow”
29 Joan Jett – “Bad Reputation”
28 Foo Fighters – “Everlong”
27 Whitesnake – “Still Of The Night”
26 Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Free Bird”
25 The Ramones – “Blitzkrieg Bop”
24 Iron Butterfly – “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”
23 Ozzy Osbourne – “Crazy Train”
22 Jimi Hendrix Experience – “Hey Joe”
21 Led Zeppelin – “Kashmir”
20 Bon Jovi – “You Give Love A Bad Name”
19 Rush – “Tom Sawyer”
18 Scorpions – “Rock You Like A Hurricane”
17 Twisted Sister – “I Wanna Rock”
16 Kiss – “Rock And Roll All Nite”
15 Motley Crue – “Dr. Feelgood”
14 Iron Maiden – “Run To The Hills”
13 Def Leppard – “Photograph”
12 Judas Priest – “Breaking The Law”
11 Deep Purple – “Smoke On The Water”
10 Motorhead – “Ace Of Spades”
09 Van Halen – “Runnin With The Devil”
08 Aerosmith – “Walk This Way”
07 Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
06 The Who – “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
05 Metallica – “Enter Sandman”
04 Black Sabbath – “Paranoid”
03 Led Zeppelin – “Whole Lotta Love”
02 AC/DC – “Back In Black”
01 Guns N’ Roses – “Welcome To The Jungle”

Ah. Feel good music. Check out Eli “Paperboy” Reed & The True Loves. 

Myspace

 

Have a good day





Record Review: Blind Pilot- 3 Rounds and a Sound

26 12 2008

Blind Pilot- 3 Rounds and a Sound

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A friend recently told me that he’d met a girl, who at their first meeting/date/social event, mentioned that Neutral Milk Hotel was her favorite band. I told him to stay away, that she was crazy, deranged or too good to be true. When any person, well grounded or not, reads a record review that begins with, “and they listened to a lot of Neutral Milk Hotel, (or Joanna Newsom or Van Morrison or Times New Viking)” thoughts of songs on a grand and elusive scale begin to populate their brain. Fortunately for us, this album has nothing to do with Neutral Milk Hotel. More responsibly put, the band falls somewhere between The Format and The Kooks. Side note: TV on the Radio has to be the worst band name ever, on par with Satan’s Fingers and The Killers…  Books on Tape would have been a better name…

There’s no reason for a college aged girl not to like this album. It’s pretty and thoughtful-sounding, like a nice guy who reads for fun and who speaks with deceptive vulnerability. Add to that a dash of the wavering vocal stylings of Connor Oberst and you’ve got Blind Pilot, a perfectly mediocre excuse for a band.

 

Fabakis Rating 4.3

           

 

 





Stuff Hipsters Like: The Holiday Gift List Edition

18 12 2008

Let us begin by stating that hipsters celebrate all holidays. The true hipster, out of work and slightly maladjusted, enjoys the holiday season and all that it has to offer. A combination of cleverer than usual gift giving and theme-based parties/drinks keep them coming back every year. As the last major weekend of holiday shopping begins, let us remember that hipster runoff began contemplating what to get on October 12th. Don’t you just hate people who get their gifts early, like in April.


Here are some gift ideas for the hipster in your life:


The Christmas Cactus

tf102-3This classic, and we’re not sure why it’s a classic, is both low-maintenance and prickly, similar to a hipster and his or her hair style on rave nights. Whether you water this excuse for a plant with actual water or PBR, it doesn’t matter… This plant will live, grow and bloom just like you!



A USB Missile Launcher

30531-99This is a PC only device. The last PC only device… Sigh… 

If you have a PC, you now have something to hang over everyone’s head. This is pretty self explanatory. Missile Launcher>Computer>Press of a button>Warfare.

The $40 launcher shoots missiles up to 15 feet so plan accordingly. Defend your area Space Marine! Get it Here


Coffee Table Books:


28170138Coffee table books are very important. Here we have a huge Ansel Adams book, the Pitchfork 500,

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 a baby photo album and pens. Maybe you can get away without this one, but if you feel it necessary to impress check this out. 

Art and Sole is a book by Nathan Gale about contemporary sneaker art and design.  The next one is titled, Vinyl Junkies and is written by Brett Milano. Both books will atleast begin a conversation. “Oh, what is that red book doing here?”

These books are designed for show. Do not look for substance and or entertainment.


Christmas Drinking Glove

christmasdrinkingglove2This gift is sure to warm the heart and hands of any hipster who receives it. A glove designed to keep your hand warm on your bronson and instantly turn you into the center of the party. Red, White and able to block the light.

 

 


Impeach-Mints

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From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild, these are the perfect three dollar stocking stuffer for your hipster. Peach Mints will play well in the south too.

Peach flavored ImpeachMints ™ Oh, the sweetness of a Bush impeachment can be savored if only for a moment with these ImpeachMints. Fantasize about sending Bush back to Crawford. Get them Here 


Morrissey Tickets

morrisseyongrassUnless you’ve “Never Had No One Ever”, you should be able to find it in your heart to give the gift of Morrissey. The 49 year old crooner will be releasing a new album entitled Years of Refusal, and will be embarking on a world-wide doom and gloom tour starting in Boca Raton. Morrissey… you’re so Alt. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.In the midst of life we are in debt etc! Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc.Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.Etc. You Sweet Tender Hooligan you.


Tour Dates:

02/28 – Boca Raton, FL @ Mizner Park

03/01 – Orlando, FL @ Hard Rock live

03/03 – Jacksonville, FL @ Florida Theater
03/04 – St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Landing
03/06 – Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues
03/07 – Atlanta, GA @ Variety Playhouse
03/09 – Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel
03/11 – Durham, NC @ Durham Performing Arts Center
03/13 – Richmond, VA @ The National
03/14 – Washington, DC @ Warner Theater
03/16 – Montclair, NJ @ Wellmont Theater
03/17 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Carnegie Music Hall
03/19 – Buffalo, NY @ University of Buffalo Center for the Arts
03/21 – New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom
03/22 – Philadelphia, PA @ Acadmy of Music
03/25 – New York, NY @ Webster Hall
03/26 – New York, NY @ Carnegie Hall
03/28 – Mashantucket, CT @ Foxwoods
03/29 – Boston, MA @ House of Blues
03/31 – Ann Arbor, MI @ Michigan Theater
04/01 – Columbus, OH @ Palace Theater
04/03 – Milwaukee, WI @ Eagles Ballroom
04/04 – Chicago, IL @ Aragon Ballroom
04/06 – Minneapolis, MN @ State Theater
04/07 – Kansas City, MO @ Midland Theater
04/08 – St. Louis, MO @ Pageant Theater
04/10 – Dallas, TX @ Palladium Ballroom
04/11 – Houston, TX @ Jesse H. Jones Hall
04/12 – Austin, TX @ Bass Concert Hall
04/14 – El Paso, TX @ Chavez Theater
04/15 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater

William, It was Really Nothing. 

 

Look for a best of 2008 list in the next few weeks.